Pozman, Ballman's Avatar: Check Up with New Doc

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Check Up with New Doc

Yesterday I went for my quarterly check up with a new doctor, my old one having gotten tired of patients and gone into administration, whatever that is.

Anyway, new doc asked are you sexually active? I said yes and he visiably reacted. I guess us old guys shouldn't be. Then he asked, you always wear protection? I lied, as I never do, no how, no way. Then he asked about how many partners have you had in the last year? I asked, do you count oral sex and he replied, any penetration, oral or anal. I said I don't keep track, but 300 to 400 hundred, easy. At that point, he took two steps back and said "You can't be serious?"

Yeah, right doc. I'm serious and I'm going to better my count er number this year.

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